1. If I fall asleep RIGHT NOW, I’ll get “X” amount of sleep.
That’s 7 hours and 34 minutes of complete and utter bliss.
2. I should go to the bathroom.
But I’m not going to.
3. I wonder what’s happening on Facebook?
Is there news? How’s everybody’s night? Did anybody else watch that crazy season finale? I’m gonna check. It’ll be quick.
4. I can’t believe I just spent 32 minutes on Facebook again.
But I guess I should check Instagram, too.
5. Phone’s going down. I really do have to go to the bathroom.
I’m gonna go.
6. I’m going to solve every work problem right now.
And I’ll also think about work-related issues from 4 months ago. Because… why not?
7. Now let’s think about our life choices in general.
I can’t believe I wore those shoes with that dress to my senior prom. What was I thinking?
8. What was that noise?
If I close my eyes, hopefully it’ll go away.
9. If I fall asleep RIGHT NOW, I’ll get “X” amount of sleep.
We’re down to 6 hours and 23 minutes. It’ll do.
10. What am I going to eat tomorrow?
I love breakfast.
11. I wonder what’s happening on Facebook.
12. What’s up with dragons?
I should probably Google the origin of dragons right now.
13. I’m thirsty.
Of course, my glass is empty.
14. What even is thirst?
I should probably Google the origin of thirst right now.
15. What time is it?
Okay. Only 5 hours and 21 minutes left.
16. Tomorrow is going to suck.
Maybe I’ll set my alarm to give me an extra 15 minutes of sleep.